Stuff and Things

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Chapters: 1/?
Fandom: Baldur’s Gate (Video Games)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Astarion/Gale (Baldur’s Gate)
Characters: Gale (Baldur’s Gate), Astarion (Baldur’s Gate), Tara (Baldur’s Gate)
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Enemies to Lovers, Canon-Typical Violence, Eventual Smut, Other Additional Tags to Be Added
Summary:

Neither Archmage Gale Dekarios nor Vampire Lord Astarion Ancunín is thrilled with the other living in their city but an unsteady truce ensures both of their continued survival. When an unknown assailant at dawn forces Astarion to take shelter in Gale’s tower the two of them are compelled to reconsider the terms of their agreement.

Source: archiveofourown.org
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sparkledragons
slightly-gay-pogohammer

okay americans i gotta ask because as an European i grew up with lots of american shows and cartoons and in a lot of them there was an episode where they give the protags a doll or an egg or a bag of flour or whatever and told them pretend to be its parents or something

is this a fucking thing that happens fr

yes, it's a thing

yes, it's a thing and i actually did that

no wtf

im not american

in home ec in middle school i did it with an egg but that was technically an elective class so not everyone would have done it
anonymousalchemist
personsonable

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

miaislying

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

personsonable

decay exists as an extant form of life

miaislying

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

world-heritage-posts

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