Stuff and Things

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Chapters: 1/?
Fandom: Baldur’s Gate (Video Games)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Astarion/Gale (Baldur’s Gate)
Characters: Gale (Baldur’s Gate), Astarion (Baldur’s Gate), Tara (Baldur’s Gate)
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Enemies to Lovers, Canon-Typical Violence, Eventual Smut, Other Additional Tags to Be Added
Summary:

Neither Archmage Gale Dekarios nor Vampire Lord Astarion Ancunín is thrilled with the other living in their city but an unsteady truce ensures both of their continued survival. When an unknown assailant at dawn forces Astarion to take shelter in Gale’s tower the two of them are compelled to reconsider the terms of their agreement.

Source: archiveofourown.org
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anonymousalchemist
personsonable

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

miaislying

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

personsonable

decay exists as an extant form of life

miaislying

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

world-heritage-posts

world heritage post

questbedhead
prokopetz

People tend to throw out the phrase "extremely specific kinks" as though that inherently implies something transgressive, but in my experience, the overwhelming majority of extremely specific kinks are so innocuous that you could see them in public and not even clock them. For every person who can only get off to having their nipples electrocuted, there are a dozen who are volcanically aroused by seeing their partner wearing one specific pair of socks.

prokopetz

Extremely specific kinks in fiction: I need several thousand dollars worth of equipment to act out an elaborate roleplaying scenario whose particulars are intimately linked to my childhood traumas.

90% of extremely specific kinks in reality: I feel tingly when I hear the word "passport", and for the life of me I cannot explain why.