Stuff and Things

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Chapters: 1/?
Fandom: Baldur’s Gate (Video Games)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Astarion/Gale (Baldur’s Gate)
Characters: Gale (Baldur’s Gate), Astarion (Baldur’s Gate), Tara (Baldur’s Gate)
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Enemies to Lovers, Canon-Typical Violence, Eventual Smut, Other Additional Tags to Be Added
Summary:

Neither Archmage Gale Dekarios nor Vampire Lord Astarion Ancunín is thrilled with the other living in their city but an unsteady truce ensures both of their continued survival. When an unknown assailant at dawn forces Astarion to take shelter in Gale’s tower the two of them are compelled to reconsider the terms of their agreement.

Source: archiveofourown.org
Pinned Post baldur's gate 3 bg3 astarion ancunin gale of waterdeep gale dekarios bloodweave stuff i wrote
anonymousalchemist
lizardsfromspace

The best resolution to a missing persons case ever was that developmentally disabled person who walked off in 1986 saying he "wanted to be a cowboy in Texas", starting a twenty-one year search for him on the assumption he died somewhere in the desert or was murdered, only for everyone to discover that he had spent those decades working as a cowboy on a ranch in Texas. Missing persons investigators rarely consider that maybe they achieved their dreams

derinthescarletpescatarian

He told them where he was going

anonymousalchemist
painted-bees

I was talking to a friend, asking if they've ever experienced something I've been calling "night stupid", where, late in the evening, you're in the middle of working and suddenly (or, sometimes, gradually) you're unable to do things well--and stuff that usually makes sense stops making sense. Yanno...just a noticeable and frustrating down curve in your overall ability to preform the tasks you're working on.

and my friend responds, "Tired. Bees, you're feeling tired."

ruffboijuliaburnsides

it's ok you were probably night stupid when you said it.